We’re Gen X—the analog generation that learned to figure it out because nobody else was going to. We were the latchkey kids, the ferals who disappeared on our bikes after breakfast and came home when the streetlights came on. We were the reason the nightly news asked, “It’s 10 PM. Do you know where your children are?” We grew up on bad TV, garden hoses, and a healthy dose of sarcasm, becoming resilient, a little jaded, and proudly unbothered long before “whatever” became a meme. We don’t need the spotlight, the validation, or a participation trophy. We survived growing up before the internet, adapted to every technological revolution that followed, and somehow still remember phone numbers. We’re Gen X.

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